Conspiracy

by Wig Strap

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An unnecessarily long song about the stupidity of conspiracy theories

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Some people think the world is flat
despite the fact it isn't
some people think Diana’s death
was more than a simple collision

Some people think Joe Biden
bites the cheeks of children
And being told to wear a mask
Is an attempt to kill them

Some people don't trust the queen
because she is a reptile
They don't think the Jews were killed in the war
It's called holocaust denial

5G is making people ill
There's no point trying to treat them
Epstein didn't kill himself
#savethechildren

Some people think
The Moon landings were fake
Some people say if you don't believe
you’re a sheeple who isn't awake

Some people think Essential oils
Cure all diseases
And that god put dinosaur bones
in the ground just to tease us

Some people truly believe
Chemtrails are used to control us
And some people are so convinced
that Global warming is a hoax

UFOs
Area 51
Prince Charles is a vampire
Elvis is alive having fun

Jet Fuel doesn't melt steel beams
The Beatles never existed
Don't let them inject you with anything
Because vaccines can't be trusted

Conspiracy
Illuminati
Q annon
It's just begun

Chemicals in the water
are turning the frogs gay

MAGNA CARTA IS STILL SECRETLY THE LAW
No matter what you say

There is Nazis on the moon

If you believe any of these things
you need hospitalising
you're a fool

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released November 14, 2020

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Wig Strap Preston, UK

Internationally unrecognised artist Wig Strap makes music and songs that come directly from his Wig covered brain.

Taking inspiration and influence from outsider music (think Crispin Glover, The Shaggs, Daniel Johnston, Captain Beefheart), 70’s folk, 80’s pop, 90’s rock and modern lo-fi sounds. There are no limits and he cannot be contained by genre labels.

Art = Freedom.
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